What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
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Can you name an example of bad parenting?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
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Make Nazis afraid again!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
How many boxes 600 x 400 x 200 go into a 20ft container?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
How do I become a Buddhist, and can someone explain Buddhism to me?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.